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Certainly not Torture
posted Thursday, 1 December 2005
It seems quite clear to me that there is a really big fuss about nothing. Because they know people all over the world, it is hardly a shock that Condy & Don would want to surprise their friends with gift wrapped boxes of non French chocolate. You know how unreliable the mail can be, so what could be more natural than to ask their people in the C.I.A. to pop the chocs aboard their secret Gulfstream V and deliver them in person all over eastern Europe and the arab world? Some of their friends still insist on torturing people but I should think that Condy & Don are hoping that a few nice truffles and soft centres will make them see that they are not being very nice and change their ways.
The best bit of course is that they have been trying to rehabilitate those naughty people in the Guantanamo bay resort by teaching them to make beautiful handmade chocolates so that they have a skill for when they are released in 2050. The C.I.A. obviously had to pop over there to pick the chocolates up, but why I hear you ask, did they have to visit places like Spain and the UK? Silly sausage! That’s where all the pretty wrapping is done before the chocs can be sent out to Condy & Don’s friends.
Perhaps some of you will think that this explanation is a little bit far fetched. Trust me; it’s as believable as anything else you’re going to hear.
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